What We Do
Here at Universal Church of Miracle Enlightenment we accept assignments from the Holy Spirit that require out of the ordinary assistance. We are often assigned to help people whom others either cannot or do not assist, as some people just do not always fit the parameters of assistance guidelines. And we help these people without unnecessary forms and paperwork. This maintains their privacy and speeds the assistance. For example:
One of our members assisted H., a farmer, by being her constant live-in companion when she was ill, and helping her manage her small farm. Our Church member kept H's huge dome house clean, including removing hardened molasses from one of her refrigerators. She took her to cooking classes, to the state fair, to appointments and wherever she wanted to go. She nursed her to health after heart surgery, and prepared many meals for her. H. regained her health and our Church member went to another assignment, though she remained in touch with H. thereafter.
One of our members assisted M., a veteran and retired postman. Our Church member helped M. to get hearing aids. He tended to him when he received a pacemaker, and helped him recover payment for hearing aids that went missing while he was in hospital. Our Church member took him to plays and social events and seminars commensurate with M's interests, played cribbage and worked crossword puzzles with him, took him to doctor's appointments and to the library and to Church classes since he could no longer drive, and was his friend and companion. Later, he visited M. every other day for months at a nursing home and reassured him that he would be his friend forever. M. was helped to remove his self-doubts and to see his worth as an outstanding man of character and integrity and to see that he is truly a Son of God. Our Church later assisted in officiating at his military memorial service!
One of our members assisted J, who, though an adult, still could not read. J. had been told since childhood that he was mentally aberrant. Our Church member saw right away that J. was quite intelligent and very funny; he was just showing symptoms of dyslexia. (Our church member took J. line dancing and when everyone else was turning right, J. was turning left. LOL) Our Church member was guided to take him to a rare specialist who corrected the dyslexia. Our Church member then proceeded to teach J. to read, to garden, to dress well and eat properly, and even how to brush his teeth. He was accompanied to Church classes and given a "study-buddy." He was helped to apply for Social Security disability benefits which were readily granted. He was then shown how to count money and make change, first by playing Monopoly and then by making change in stores. There were so many things the Church helped J. to do, yet they cannot all be mentioned here. Suffice it to say that his life changed significantly for the better! When J. first came to the Church, he was at a crossroads between being jailed or entering an asylum. He is now doing well and helping others. Is he a Christian? Yes, he was in the beginning, is now, and always will be -- truly being helpful to his brothers alike.
L. was a former MIT student. He was in so much abdominal pain that he did not want to live. His doctors could not help him. He was in and out of mental institutions, voluntarily committing himself for short periods of time, as he was afraid he might end his life to end the pain. Our church member rescued him from his feather-infested condominium, fed him, tended to his parrot (took it to get its wings clipped, etc.), took L. to doctor appointments, laid out his many vitamins and medications, washed his clothing, sorted his socks, cleaned his home, made his bed daily and put water by his bed at night, etc. Our church member talked and prayed with L. at length to lift his spirits. Finally, she was inspired to take L. to an acupuncturist who worked on the areas of his pain, and relieved it after only a few visits. L. also thought he was not entitled to receive Social Security benefits. Our Church member assisted him in getting his due. Now L. is contentedly resuming his life of helping others, as he received a substantial family inheritance.
P. was a gardener. His mother came to the Church to ask for help for her son to mature. He was given many lessons, in and out of Church, to which he responded very well, and he even passed along the teaching to his friends. Both he and his mother are grateful.
C. was a former nun. One of our Church members met her at the Church and at C's request, she volunteered to be a constant companion to C. She helped her to garden (C's erstwhile hobby), drove her to church and related functions, cooked for her on occasion, shared her spiritual interests, helped her write checks to charities, took walks with her, and was her friend. C. moved to be near her daughter and our Church member moved on to help another.
J. was an Elvis tribute artist. He fell down a cliff at Red Rock while hiking and was air lifted to the hospital for hand surgery and treatment. One of our Church members tended to him as he healed, moving to a house two doors away so as to be near enough to readily help J. As a result of not being able to work for some time, J's finances were in disarray. A bookkeeping system was implemented for him, a second mortgage on his house was removed, and a more workable first mortgage payment was negotiated. J. was also counseled to recover from deep depression.
B. is a veteran who professed to be unhappy. He drank water by the gallon daily and his thirst was still not satisfied, so one of our Church members accompanied him to the VA Hospital (despite his protests) where he was diagnosed with extremely severe diabetes. B. immediately commenced treatment of insulin and other related assistance as prescribed by the VA physicians. On several separate occasions our Church member again took him to the VA Hospital in the nick of time to save his life from toe infections, difficulty breathing, and both high and low blood sugar. He was helped to stop drinking alcohol and he has not had a drop since. Our Church member helped him to receive medicines through IV methods at his home, and cooked him healthy meals to increase his strength, and also cut his hair so he would not have to go to a barber. He was also guided to an eye specialist for vision difficulties related to the diabetes, and our Church member took him to his appointments every six weeks for exams with his eyes dilated and for injections, and later for cataract surgery. Our Church member tended to him after he had heart surgery (6 bypasses). Above all, he was taught how to choose happiness as a way of life. His health is now significantly better. He is happier and more energetic (he walks three miles in the park several times per week). He is also now a Church Elder.
One of our Church members became a live-in nanny for a divorced man with two children. The World Book Encyclopedia for Children was introduced to them, and all the activities that came with it. Automatic food delivery was implemented and food was cooked for the family. Our Church member bought a set of LIED dinosaurs for the little boy who was interested in them and they sang songs about dinosaurs together. Shopping was on the agenda for the little girl who had been wearing oversized hand-me-downs. Our Church member took the children to church and related activities, to puppet shows, and to playgrounds and museums and the zoo, to see the dolphins, and other interesting places for children. Our Church member cleared their dangerously cluttered back yard so they would have a safe place to play, and sorted their overloaded garage. When the social worker came, she said the children could stay with their father because the house was now safe, nourishing food was provided, and they had a good nanny. Our Church member was praised by the family attorney who was in full possession of the facts of the situation. She also helped the children's father buy some real estate which tripled in value in three months. When leaving, our Church member provided the children with a promised trampoline. The children are loving, happy adults now, helped by the guidance of our Church member and the prayers of our Church.
There are many other examples of how our Church has helped people who were out of the mainstream (more will be added), yet they still needed help. And many more await to be helped. Thank you for your sincere interest in helping Universal Church of Miracle Enlightenment to bring more joy to our brothers in this world and for helping this world to be a happier and holier place for us ALL.
Reverend Lori Revo
(And yes, we officiate at wedding ceremonies, baby blessings, memorial services and the like -- when our help is needed.)